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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:28 am    Post subject: Pint of Beer
 
DETHGav and DETHHamms fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

GAV said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next the Iotolla of Rockin Rolla to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Hamms said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

GAV replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.


Hamms said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

GAV replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Hamms said GAV- I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

GAV said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
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LOL
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EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!
Badum...Bum!!!
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I can see the two of them trying this one....LOL.
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thats not an image I would want in my head.
luckiliy psycriatric help is free in the military.
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delur wrote:
thats not an image I would want in my head.
luckiliy psycriatric help is free in the military.


I agree with DELUR -- LOL
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Hamms you're just agreeing with the head part.
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The head part.... lol

Wasn't Hamms the one on his knees?? LMFAO
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stRay-Dog wrote:
The head part.... lol

Wasn't Hamms the one on his knees?? LMFAO


Ya Ray Brings back memories when you where your Knees at DETH Camp.

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